Fuck Sekiro



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First off fuck this game. It sucks so much that id rather remove kidney stones with a fucking pencil than attempt this stupid ass game again. No replay value, saying that you can actually get through it.

i not only spent 3.5 hours on a miniboss i also picked up a habit of beating my children. This game is the worst FromSoftware game ever.

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If you do beat a boss there is not reward for it. Only the knowledge that there is a frggin 5x harder enemy after this and moving between bosses is like sliding from 1 fucking god awful shit filled pen to another shit filled pen.

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I used these fucking beads to upgrade what i do. However it seems From forgot to program them to do anything, and in fact once you upgrade there is just a confetti sound and a sound byte that says you are a retard.

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People used to say that dark souls is harder but i think this one is hardest as i have literally 0 motivation to move on the the next boss. This is not a game for a dark souls player.

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This game is zero fun to me however i got a steam controller for just 15 dollars and another game to inflate my game library. I spent more time on the Minibosses as opposed to the actual game. I hear there is a way to upgrade your character but i have died so much all the main characters have gotten dragon rot and i dont care anymore. I have had upwards of 6 characters with dragonrot and you know what i hope they die. as i have had to die so much i want some form of misery to be upon another. Im pretty sure this game has allowed me to understand that i am a psychopath. God this game infuriates so much i think im going to unistall it and literally never play it again.

fuck this game.
Recommended if you like a small challenge

FYI if you think im making this ironically, no i literally hate this game to its very goddamn core id have more fun knitting my own noose while in prison for fucking a bear than play this game for a single minute more.

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